A Hooker Poem … gotta love this!

A Hooker Poem

My wife is a hooker,
Of this she’s mighty proud,
And the stories of her exploits,
Are legends in our town.
She’s shameless with her talents,
She’ll go hooking anywhere,
And if people want to watch her,
She really doesn’t care.
It seems to be a family thing,
Her mother taught her how.
Seems her grandma was a hooker,
and my daughter’s hooking now.
She goes to Hookers’ meetings,
to learn the new techniques.
She starts hooking in a frenzy,
and won’t talk to me for weeks.
She doesn’t do the housework,
She doesn’t make the beds,
No she doesn’t have time for that,
She’d rather hook instead.
My wife, she is a hooker,
and I curse that awful day,
when she first picked up the hook and yarn,
and learned how to Crochet!!

a cold front…

Marc and I were talking about the current temperature outside (930ish and it’s almost 85). He asked about a cold front that we should be expecting. rolfmao…

I looked it up and we DO have a coldfront coming in…it will only be in the upper 80’s for a few days…roflmao..a cold front

Blessings in Christ,
Mama

a cold front…

Marc and I were talking about the current temperature outside (930ish and it’s almost 85). He asked about a cold front that we should be expecting. rolfmao…

I looked it up and we DO have a coldfront coming in…it will only be in the upper 80’s for a few days…roflmao..a cold front

Blessings in Christ,
Mama

list to do today…

I have not been feeling up to par…just exhausted all of the time, so I’ve been falling behind on my normal stuff. Today I am going to try to get some catching up done…

dirty dishes… have a load running in the dishwasher
will cycle that through and do another load
water the veggie garden
plant the melons
water said melon seeds
water the gourds & grapes
water the circle garden
water the bermuda
is there anything else I should water?
clean off my desk
pick up the livingroom
go get propane so I can cook dinner
what is for dinner today? (check my list)
sweep the kitchen and livingroom
sweet the bedroom floor
run a load of laundry
It has been too windy to hang it so my clothes have not been done
work on making some sitting pillows
water the indoor plants again (it is so dry even they are getting wilty)
fix the crabs’ climbing wall

be downtown for a court hearing at 4 pm,
make dinner
clean up dinner mess
bring laundry in, fold it, put it away
pack Marcs dinner
clean horse and chicken water buckets
clean the duck pond
clean the dog water bucket
feed the animals

That’s all that I can think of at the moment. I might see if Raven is up to being pulled away at about 5-ish to go to the Caspah for a pot of tea, although they were out of Hibiscus, so if they don’t have any in yet, I’m not sure what I would drink, LOL. They do a lot with nuts and such and I can’t have any of that.

Huggles,
Pauline

Ten Guidelines From God

Ten Guidelines From God

Effective immediately, please be aware that there are changes
YOU need to make in YOUR life.

These changes need to be completed in order that I may fulfill My promises to you to grant you peace, joy and happiness in this life. I apologize for any inconvenience, but after all that I am doing, this seems very little to ask of you. Please, follow these 10 guidelines

QUIT WORRYING
Life has dealt you a blow and all you do is sit and worry. Have you forgotten that I am here to take all your burdens and carry them for you? Or do you just enjoy fretting over every little thing that comes your way?

PUT IT ON THE LIST
Something needs done or taken care of. Put it on the list. No, not YOUR list. Put it on MY to-do-list. Let ME be the one to take care of the problem. I can’t help you until you turn it over to Me. And although My to-do-list is long, I am after all… God. I can take care of anything you put into My hands. In fact, if the truth were ever really known, I take care of a lot of things for you that you never even realize.

TRUST ME
Once you’ve given your burdens to Me, quit trying to take them back. Trust in Me. Have the faith that I will take care of all your needs, your problems and your trials. Problems with the kids? Put them on My list. Problem with finances? Put it on My list. Problems with your emotional roller coaster? For My sake, put it on My list. I want to help you. All you have to do is ask.

LEAVE IT ALONE
Don’t wake up one morning and say, “Well, I’m feeling much stronger now, I think I can handle it from here.” Why do you think you are feeling stronger now? It’s simple. You gave Me your burdens and I’m taking care of them. I also renew your strength and cover you in my peace. Don’t you know that if I give you these problems back, you will be right back where you started? Leave them with Me and forget about them. Just let Me do my job.

TALK TO ME
I want you to forget a lot of things. Forget what was making you crazy. Forget the worry and the fretting because you know I’m in control. But there’s one thing I pray you never forget. Please, don’t forget to talk to Me – OFTEN! I love YOU! I want to hear your voice. I want you to include Me in on the things going on in your life. I want to hear you talk about your friends and family. Prayer is simply you having a conversation with Me. I want to be your dearest friend.

HAVE FAITH
I see a lot of things from up here that you can’t see from where you are. Have faith in Me that I know what I’m doing. Trust Me; you wouldn’t want the view from My eyes. I will continue to care for you, watch over you, and meet your needs. You only have to trust Me. Although I have a much bigger task than you, it seems as if you have so much trouble just doing your simple part. How hard can trust be?

SHARE
You were taught to share when you were only two years old. When did you forget? That rule still applies. Share with those who are less fortunate than you. Share your joy with those who need encouragement. Share your laughter with those who haven’t heard any in such a long time. Share your tears with those who have forgotten how to cry. Share your faith with those who have none.

BE PATIENT
I managed to fix it so in just one lifetime you could have so many diverse experiences. You grow from a child to an adult, have children, change jobs many times, learn many trades, travel to so many places, meet thousands of people, and experience so much. How can you be so impatient then when it takes Me a little longer than you expect to handle something on My to-do-list? Trust in My timing, for My timing is perfect. Just because I created the entire universe in only six days, everyone thinks I should always rush, rush, rush.

BE KIND
Be kind to others, for I love them just as much as I love you. They may not dress like you, or talk like you, or live the same way you do, but I still love you all. Please try to get along, for My sake. I created each of you different in some way. It would be too boring if you were all identical. Please, know I love each of your differences.

LOVE YOURSELF
As much as I love you, how can you not love yourself? You were created by me for one reason only — to be loved, and to love in return. I am a God of Love. Love Me. Love your neighbors. But also love yourself. It makes My heart ache when I see you so angry with yourself when things go wrong.

I Smile by Russ Lee…an awesome song

Russ Lee

I Smile

Lost and all alone
Looking for a reason for being
In this crazy world
Trying to go on
Looking for the answers
To the questions
And there You were

From the moment You appeared
Everything became so clear
I’m so glad that You’re here, Lord

I smile when I think about
The way You’ve turned my life around
I smile when I think about
The happiness in You I’ve found
I’m so amazed at what Your love has done
And when I think the best is yet to come
I smile!
I smile!

Wandering the dark
Lost in the confusion
I thought I was losing my mind for sure
I searched with all my heart
Looking for direction
Something to believe in
And there You were
And You were reachign down to me
You were everything I needed
I’m so glad You found me, Lord

‘Cause You’ve turned all my gray skies
To the brightest blue, yes, You did
And my life feels like sunshine
And it’s because of You
All because of You.. I smile

I am sorry if I got any of the words incorrect.

Blessings in Christ,
Mama Pitcher

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